"Another day, another golf ball that I'll never see again"
"I like long, romantic rides in the golf cart"
"That's about it ..left a bit now smile"
"Ok that's my 13th practice swing....I'm ready now"
"Concentration is the key"
"I came for 12 Rounds of Boxing"
"Mark me down for a birdie"
"If You Think It's Hard To Meet New People..Pick Up The Wrong Golf Ball"
"Becoming besties with the bunkers"
"I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators"
"I used to be a wicket keeper you know"
"Past and present Falco's..and Dave "
"The Winners amongst Winners..a great day"
"With Thanks to the Sporting Legends.."